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[the Engineer]

I TOLD you not to touch that thing!

And other various TF2 references engaged! This one's a real treat though, a mix of material management and timing, since there as some VERY cheap tricks I learned after a while, but I won't spill the beans. That was the early levels though, the later stuff'll challenge your socks off to an extent CLOSE to being unfair, but not if you learned anything on the way to that level. Very fun though, a real sweat-session if you can manage it. If you're expecting to just shoot your own way thru it without thinking though, forget it.. but no one 'round these parts does that

[Bitejacker]

Ohh ho ho ho! NOW we're talkin'!

This game's got some serious muscle! the music's bombastic, the gameplay fantastic, the formula's spastic, I can't get enough of it and I only got back to Newground a few hours ago! Real vicious treat, this one. Many thanks!!

[Pothead Zombies]

pot-nerds gettin' a dose of the 'ol butthurt!

I love these shooting defense games, and this one's a hot challenge.. still haven't beaten it un-puffed.. but the game's very fun, the action feels good, the music's real tasty like something out of an old sega game or something and the controls and upgrades are set well enough. I guess it could use a few different options, the crossbow's a bit useless and those damn elephants are stepping on my feet.. otherwise, a playable and enjoyable game. hope the pot-creeps leave you be

[Icebreaker]

now we have puzzles.. SWEEEEDISH STYYYYYLE!!

very engaging challenge, all the tricks and thinkings keep it from getting boring and the visuals keep it from being overly-puzzlin'. Many fur helmets off to you, pixel-king Nitrome!

[Burrito Bison]

CUIDADO! hombre de lucha volante!!

This is what I'm talkin' about, a launcher game with panache! the look, the mechanic, the execution.. I've been playing a while now, still lovin' it! Best part has gotta be smashing thru those doors, talk about a fuckin' RUSH! Nice to have one of these with an objective too, you can beat this game! Very nice work here, Juicy, thanks!
Can't wait to see Burrito Bison go head to head with El Santo someday.. heh

[PencilMadness]

made me nostalgic for my old Kid Pix..

very cool tool, has a lot of potential and good brushes!

[Poltergifts]

Consider your warranty INVALIDATED!!

now that was one enjoyable yuletide slugfest, from the creepy intro to the last scrambling minutes of the wee hours. Gamewise, its a challenge but not impossible. Given the right investments, you can last a good long time, which is where the enjoyment comes from anyways. Its a fine game though, no giant complaints or nothing.. only tiny ones is make the cars a bit slower, they were worse than the damn bears. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[Tremerz]

Dammit! DAMMIT!

That game was hard, unforgiving and old-fashioned.. I LOVE IT!!

[Epic Battle Fantasy 3]

les' go fight some monsters!

now THATS what I'm talkin' about! plenty more meat on this one and the added bonus of an Overworld? This is what I'm hoping someone's paying you in burgers n' beer for.. the little end-of-boss-fight scenes were my favorite bits. I've got no gripes this time, I can't believe it. Optimum, hi-gravity, blue rare thanks on the undoubtedly hard work that went into this!

[Solipskier]

wheeeeeeeeehoooooooo!!

aim fans and A/C units at your face when you play this, feels AWESOME! this is a killer simple game, challenging mechanics, elegant execution and, of course, killer music. Thats my only slight gripe, hate when I go so fast it blows off my headphones, I need tunage! Seriously though, kickass game