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100 Movie Reviews

Guess I should watch the first one before this, but I'm having WAAAAY too much fun..

there's a lot of entertainment in this.. peculiar writing, brutal goregasmic animation, quick enjoyable speed to the scenes. It's a weirdo spin-ride of an experience! I mean, what else is there to expect? Ooaaahhhhh..

Pffh, what the hell was she SINGING at the start there?

Again, I love these as much as Zone's other works, the amount of organic animation-to-voices work that makes it fun to just WATCH the whole... fuggin'... DRUNNNNK... thiiing, y'knooow? where ya kinda.. grunt and... freakin'...
anyways, Tan's reaction to that doll was almost as adorable as that silly hat of hers.
hell, I hope Zone, Lemmy and... fuckin' Whatzisface sneak into my place for next xmas!
sorry, I decided to get drunk to take this in when I got around to it, so... damn! Anyways, yeah, christmas was fun.. hope there was a hundred and thirteen percent less exploding cars in the holidays for all of ya'z!

The number one lesson here?

..never hire Adam Phillips to deliver your mail in december
n_n

Recent Game Reviews

109 Game Reviews

Sweet cuppin' cakes!

I'm a massive gameria fan, been waiting on this for a while! The changes in the seasons and holiday stuff is really adding bit of immersive vibes for getting into the game. Again, the learning curve is a bit steep with the frosting and battering, but it continues the fun feeling of the games of meeting local folks and serving 'em tasty stuff! Thanks for the hard work guys, I'm having a great time and REALLY craving some warm tasty cupcakes, thanks for NOTHING!

If there were any kind of gripe I'd have, I'd say it's lacking a fourth step to occupy time between stations, the hotdoggeria kept me busy in every direction, maybe it needs a beverage station, otherwise I'm just leaning on the bake speed-up button, it f*cks with my timing. but these're my gripes, not actual problems with the game.

BLOODY GIBBETS OF PEACE EVERYWHERE!
Liking the crap outta this so far, the little vignettes in-between waves adds nice little personality and the gameplay is nice and solid. Enemy variety is adding well to the fight and the game is at least 27 waves long, though that's a weird number to have. I usually love Berzerk's werk, so don't let me down!

BerzerkStudio responds:

The only limit is your hardware, pal!

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Man, this was clearly time well-spent, it's got that old-school feel all over the boards. Jumping challenges, enemy appearances, weapons both good and bad at things, no real continues besides passwords.. plus, the enemy elements fleshy and gross, very Abadox. Music's very much authentic too, I'd saaaay... Hudson Soft or Konami style. Anyways, good work on this, a genuinely retro kind of experience!

Recent Audio Reviews

22 Audio Reviews

It was a good theme for Headdy's training montage, Beau's bit was the hardest! You got my vote to score whatever reboot they plan to make, with director Jerry Bruckheimer, featuring the music of Waterflame, with effects by KNB, based on the novel Push by Sapphire..

oh HELL YEAH! I loved Treasure soundtracks since I was a little thing, this game in particular. It's become a grand sweeping thing with your skills though, suitable to a hi-speed flight thru the clouds! I just hope like hell you make a kickass heavy metal mix of Sky High, that was the BEST! Excellent work, mr. Flame!!

Waterflame responds:

thanks man! glad to see someone is a long time fan like me :D

Superior!

I remember it was like, two days after my friend showed me this damn song, the radio at work wouldnt STOP with it.. ho! but this one's more fun, more delightful and floaty, like all great 8-bit tuneage. Thanks for getting a better version stuck in my head!

rtnario responds:

Whoa, nice. :D Although this isn't strictly 8-bit, it does retain some aspects of it and ended up, well, becoming this. Thanks for the review, glad you liked it!

btw, I recommend a certain rock remix of this (not the crappy one) on a certain video sharing site. You might like it too ^_^

Recent Art Reviews

12 Art Reviews

As positively chilling as the DC appearance, such a cool design on this one..

YOU HAVE UNLEASHED BUCKETHEAD'S TRUE FORM.

very cool, sort of a new american gothic thing you get with this setup! face is a bit heavy, got a more state-trooper look to him. but it's a great piece though! I ain't sayin' it needs work!

tee hee!

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