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I drink malt liquour of varying degrees, smoke turkish cigarettes and play flash games, watch flash toons and listen to music on this site and offer nice comments about it

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Greetings programs.

2009-06-01 01:02:12 by THEGIANTROBOT

Hello. I'm The Giant Robot, screen-name extraordinaire. I just discovered Newgrounds a few months ago, and I'm already having a terrific time, exploring, watching and playing. A bit about me: I live in a pool shed, I bike to work, I watch too much MST3K and old monster movies from America and Japan. My favorite song is Prophecies by Phillip Glass (and that was a fact long before Watchmen came out. I hope to perform here on Newgrounds myself someday, hopefully get in on one of those collabs you so fond of. I don't really care for the internet or the trends and folks it generates, but I'm liking what I'm finding here that makes a distinction outside of all that. Let's hope we can be friends, eh?

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Recent Game Medals

GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT. Medal Stats.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!) Medal Stats.
There 25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END. Medal Stats.
MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run. Medal Stats.
Adrenaline Rush 5 Points Perform a Danger Bonus! Medal Stats.
Precise 5 Points Perform an Accuracy Bonus! Medal Stats.
Back to Work 10 Points Wake up the Guard! Medal Stats.
No Critter Allowed 50 Points Complete Normal mode at 100% Medal Stats.
Take That! 5 Points Complete Normal Mode Medal Stats.
Bad Ass Conquest 25 Points Reach Level 50 Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 971 (From 165 different games.)